madness-and-gods:

My fav gif ever

madness-and-gods:

My fav gif ever

I hope there’s lesbians
Me whenever I go somewhere (via manfrado)
A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart.

Ed Sheeran

(via lovequotesrus)

boo!!! (≧◡≦)

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material


Let’s take time to appreciate just how his body rolls…..

Let’s take time to appreciate just how his body rolls…..

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

mondegreener:

sometimes i start typing a post and then i think “shut the fuck up” and cancel it

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*